Smut Peddler

A Great Curio From A Long And Curious Career

Orson Welles' Voodoo Macbeth

Is it hot in here, or is it just MUMMY?

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The Most Dangerous Game

Thanks to a fine, and fine smelling, friend at Horseshoes and Handgrenades, there's finally some documentation of the bar stool sensation that's sweeping the nation: Yetsko Photohunt Challenge. The premise is quite easy, find a bar with a photohunt terminal, saddle up to that lonely corner and begin to play, drink, play, drink, play, drink, drink, play through your day. At some point you should reach the high score (it's pretty simple to lay waste to the mediocre tallies of drunks that aren't you), and when you do, enter Y-E-T-S-K-O in the champeen's place. Like the mighty Zoro's brand, Yetsko's name is symbolic of a player's peak physical skill, quick wit, devilish good looks and devastating charm. It also means you can give over countless hours to sitting, drinking and staring at a box. Best of luck.

Passing Attractions #2

Film: Mystery Train (Jim Jarmusch, 1989) Poster Art: Andrezj Klimowski

Favorite Literary Characters #2

Cthulhu

Irony Like a Fatted Calf

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